Blowjob Toy Honest Review of the Autoblow 2

by | December 7, 2017

Not many male sex toys have come anywhere near the level of fame and popularity of the Fleshlight masturbator range, but with clever marketing campaigns and a niche product with few rivals, Brian Sloan’s Autoblow ‘blowjob machine’ has certainly been one of the more successful attempts.

Autoblow 2

What could be better than a working blowjob machine that delivers suck after suck hands free? It shouldn’t be that difficult one would think, as all that is required from an engineering point of view is a masturbation sleeve with something pressing against an area of its surface as it slides up and down. But surprisingly, the Autoblow is one of the only attempts at this, although there are a few cheap and crude badly marketed immitators. So does the Autoblow work?

First off, let’s make clear this is a review of the Autoblow 2, as the first Autoblow gained a certain level of infamy in review forums for being a disappointment to say the least. Having tried both versions of the toy I can honestly say that the Autoblow 2 is a much improved model. For many men, it will hit the mark and be a toy that they will use again and again, for others, it still seems to be a bit dependent on whether you have the right penis size. You can choose from 3 different sizes, and unlike the first model, you can replace the masturbation sleeve inside the machine. If the pressure being exerted by the balls running up and down the sleeve is still too weak, then a hack might be to cut a length off of any spare Fleshlight or similar and carefully put it inside the Autoblow sleeve for a tighter fit. There are other drawbacks to the Autoblow, namely that it is still noisy.

I hope Brian Sloan, the creator and marketer of the Autoblow produces a third version of the toy that corrects these faults. Perhaps he should even consider a premium version that has more advanced features, for example that allows you to control the sucking pressure? From an engineering point of view, it again shouldn’t be that difficult nor push up the price too much. Judging by the fact that existing versions of the Autoblow have sold so well, I’m willing to bet that a blowjob machine that really did the job even if costing $300 or more would fly off the shelves. Anything marketed as a ‘sex machine’ rather than a ‘male sex toy’, particularly the more sophisticated it appears, also seems to get round the ‘sad loser’ stigma associated with male masturbators too, as the current interest and anticipation for sex robots shows.

So to sum up these are the improvements of the Autoblow 2 on the first model ~

  • Insertable masturbator, meaning longer life and easier to clean
  • Somewhat easier to control the speed
  • More satisfying sucking motion
  • So this is what I’d like to see in the deluxe Autoblow 3 :

  • Quieter
  • Ability to control pressure
  • Speed patterns, reset
  • Wire free remote control
  • Haptic synchronisation with VR porn?
  • You can buy the Autoblow 2 here

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