The quirky lingerie brand Masion Pixel, that is best known for its range of ‘pixellated undies’, has gone fully immersive by introducing special ‘green screen’ underwear into its lineup. Sex tech literate readers of Immersiveporn.com, and perhaps even its British tribute site, will understand immediately the augmented possibilities that such panties possess. Yes, that’s right, you can experience a kind of AR porn viewing by pointing your smartphone at them. All that is required is a specific filter named ‘Streaming Pixels’, and which can be easily found at the company’s Instagram page. The effect will be that whatever video you play on your phone, will appear as though it is playing on a screen on your partner’s panties (if you are pointing the phone at the panties, and not her breasts of course).
Now this is the sort of cheesy ‘sexual wellness’ marketing story that I normally leave other sex tech blogs to cover. However, although it is clearly a gimmick, supposedly saying something about people ‘spending more time on their screens than on their sex lives’, it does in its light and fun manner say something more profound about the future possibilities of AR porn, and the almost endless ways it will no doubt be used to spice up and enhance the sex lives of couples. Instead of giving your partner a screen on her crotch area, how about giving her a dick? And perhaps she herself, wearing Apple Reality Glasses 5, would prefer you to have a penis 4 inches longer, or maybe even two or three dicks, each one a different color and size? AR glasses could let you see underneath the panties using live deepfake porn tech, so partners could constantly see each other walking aournd their home naked. Maison Pixel may have been making an ethical point about screen time detracting from sex, but their message accurately foretells a not too distant future in which screens will in fact be inseperable from our sex lives.
